Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty-one of them.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
Mad Pussy.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
Baal jharne ke upay?
Hi, how are you today?
Hi? Bye.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.