Worst Jokes Ever

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

Q: What do you do if you bump into a koala?

A: You koalagize to it.

Lawrence in maths ;)

What do you call a gay grenade?

A fragette.

I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.

A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"

If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.

P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.

Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.

What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.

You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

The hooker can wash out her crack and reuse it.

Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂

I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.

So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."

Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."

And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."

I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. 😂😜

What was the guitar teacher arrested for? Stringing a minor.

WALL-E

Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?

Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?

'Cause they can't elope.

Why couldn't the button get off the couch?

Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)

Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?

A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.