Worst Jokes Ever

Abortion is bad.

What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?

What is yellow?

Why did you say not to?

What is your address?

What did the sunglasses say to the banana?

Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.

What is the address?

Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.

How long are you? I

My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

Hi, I hope you’re

I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.

Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.

"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."

You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.

What did the lampost say to the other lampost?

Nothing, because it can't speak.

A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

Go Kermit, toaster bath.

Hi, Larry.

Bye, Larry.

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