Worst Jokes Ever
I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
Read the next line.
Read the previous line.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am gay, so are you.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
"and i oop"
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
"Stupid ass baby."
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How many YEETS are there?
Fat Lever.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
What goes moo? Cow.
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What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!