People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
Worst Jokes Ever
Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"
Dad: "Ask your sister."
Girl: "I don't have a..."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today.
She responded with a list:
- Take out the trash.
- Clean your room.
- Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets.
That’s all sweetie!
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
The undertaker's famous saying is "Rest In Peace" to all of his opponents, but really they don't rest in peace. The only peace they get is from God.
Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
Why do animals hate playing card games with foxes?
They’re a bunch of cheetahs!
Arsenal
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.
Taja?
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.