Worst Jokes Ever
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
Small People.
Last time I talked to my girlfriend, she was yelling at me to put the hammer down.
I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street.
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
Have you heard about the movie about constipation?
Me neither, it hasn't come out yet.
My kitchen was rearranged today. The tables have turned, and the steaks are higher.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What did the house wear to the party? A dress.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.