Worst Jokes Ever
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Big butt
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
What is going on here?
Dcexcedcrd.
Fuk Nip shat!
ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.
Hi Sean!
FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF
How's it going @#$!
Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!
Hi Trent!
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass... but I’m all out of ass.
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?