Worst Jokes Ever
It was an emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
The sun is already bright, stupid!
What's the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
HKY FM? Hmm.
You are quite [something].
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
These are meannnnn.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.