Worst Jokes Ever
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
Cereal.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
qestrrrr.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.