Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
I like pepper.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
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I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are robbing a bank. The police are soon after them, so they hide in a bunch of barrels.
The police arrive and search the area. They come over to the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it. The brunette says, "Woof."
"Oh, it's just a dog," says the police officer, and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. The redhead says, "Meow."
"Oh, it's just a cat," says the officer, then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden. The blonde says, "Potato."
Sun.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!