Worst Jokes Ever
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
Uranus is a gassy planet.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.