Worst Jokes Ever
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Yo' mama is a joke.
Richmond
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
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I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
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There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.