Worst Jokes Ever
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
Year 10 English.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What is a threesome with 3 guys?
Gay sex and a witness.
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
So, two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named "Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river.
One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. "Un Deux Trois Cat" was nowhere to be seen. So "One Two Three Cat" figured that "Un Deux Trois Cat" sank.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his horse and blew his whistle!
"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
My best friend ran away with my wife. I really miss him.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.