Worst Jokes Ever
Two nuns in a bath.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
He lost Wifi connection...
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
I'm a big fan of white boards. I find them... Remarkable.
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?
Kick his sister's jaw.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
So I went to my friend's funeral today. As we were all leaving, a kid put a "get well soon" card next to my friend's grave. 'Poor kid'.
Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c