Worst Jokes Ever
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
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The priest wanted the little boy to touch his cross. The boy said, "It's hard." Then it shot out holy water, and the priest said, "Come again and taste the second cumming of Jesus, lmao."
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"