Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
Worst Jokes Ever
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I was at my boyfriend's house, and I thought he was cheating on me. He was on the phone with somebody, and he said he'd be over there soon. So I asked him if I could see his phone. He said no, and then we fought about it until I saw his gun, and because I thought he was lying to me, I shot him, went through his phone, and his friend was still on the phone.
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!