Worst Jokes Ever
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
I ass big ass you :-)
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
Dfhbbfd.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.