Worst Jokes Ever
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
It's punny.
A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."
Today, I invented a new word: "plagiarism."
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
😂😂😂😂
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar's patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligator's mouth, and starts whacking it with the stick. After he's done and gets his drink, he asks if anyone else would like a go.
A lady gets up and says yes, she would like a go, asks that he doesn't hit her with the stick.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Today was a bad day. First, my ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver.
I'm not gay, dick.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.