Worst Jokes Ever
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
Water?
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
Cousins make dozens.
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GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Stupid.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
Hi boo!
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.