Worst Jokes Ever
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "Moo!" πππππππππ
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
Six out of seven dwarfs arenβt Happy.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
You guys are idiots!
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what youβre doing because youβre bad at math, hahahahaha!
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, donβt be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didnβt say hi. Softball cheers.
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you shouldβve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out πππππ±
Travis has baby hands.
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.