Worst Jokes Ever
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
"Igma is my balls."
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Say "I'm a man" after every sentence.
You walk into a bar. (I'm a man.) You find a girl. (I'm a man.) You take her home. (I'm a man.) She whispers in your ear. (I'm a man.)
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."