Worst Jokes Ever
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I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, a herd," her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
Myself.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
Nut
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Fortnite Android Beta
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “Whatever you wish for comes true once you slide down.” One kid stepped up and slid down. He wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river.
The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money. He then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee!”
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
Anyone here a spoon?
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.