A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Worst Jokes Ever
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.