Worst Jokes Ever
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
The hooker can wash out her crack and reuse it.
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."
Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."
And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."
I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. 😂😜
What was the guitar teacher arrested for? Stringing a minor.
WALL-E
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
A burrito walked off a building.
There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke up at night, with a terrible fright, to find out his dream had come true.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Y u gey, bruh?
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.