Worst Jokes Ever
You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.
Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
One time I ate a chair.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Big butt