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Worst Jokes Ever
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do you call a PEIS?
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?
Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.
Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
Oh, hail no!!!
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? Well, he's dead.
My new girlfriend is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.