Worst Jokes Ever
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
What is going on here?
Dcexcedcrd.
Fuk Nip shat!
ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.
Hi Sean!
FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF
How's it going @#$!
Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!
Hi Trent!
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass... but I’m all out of ass.
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Q: What do you do if you bump into a koala?
A: You koalagize to it.
Lawrence in maths ;)
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"