Worst Jokes Ever
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
I just found out I'm colorblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
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Mom
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If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
PORNHUB
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
I fear my last words will be "hold my beer and watch this."
A car alarm went to the store.
Cashier: Hello.
Car Alarm: BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAAAMAAHAMAMAMAMAAMHMMMMMMMMAMAMAMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAMMAMMMMMMMMMMM BBEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BWAAAAMAAA!
Cashier: That will be 10 Dollars, sir.