Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.
After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
Roses are red, Larry is bad.
I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
Bowser ordered his Goomba guards to arrest me because I wrote graffiti on the walls saying "The Koopalings are evil!" "Kill the Koopalings!" and "Down with the Koopalings!"
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.