Worst Jokes Ever
Your dad must be a mailman.
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Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
What is this joke?
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.