Worst Jokes Ever
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
You: No.
Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
Kid's uncle: "Your mum said you can have your friends round tonight! But I'm gonna have to baby sit today."
Kid: "OK THANK YOU."
(AT BED TIME)
Kid: "Please may you stop touching my leg BEN!"
Ben: "I'm not."
(Turns light on) Kid: "UNCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME!!!"
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
Yesnt.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Paki curry is shit.