Worst Jokes Ever
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
I'm hungry.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! 🤣😂🤣
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
Many soles were lost.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!