Worst Jokes Ever

Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?

A: To show he wasn't a chicken.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Owl say.

Owl say who?

Yes, they do.

Hi, I'm Hi.

Spell "IOUT", no space.

Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.

Some people decide to start a blog.

Others decide to start a blog.

You know what my sink started?

A clog.

Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.

What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?

Black people don't shoot up schools.

Mÿ pp.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lick-alot-a-puss.

I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.

What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...

Currys PC World.

What do you call a Native American with a boner?

A redwood.

Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

Answer: Damn!

When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.

Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!