Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Is Will Smith a blacksmith?
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Two nuns in a bath.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."