Worst Jokes Ever
Mary is hanging out, and the angel Gabriel descends behind her. She looks behind her and says, "Jesus Christ!" and the angel Gabriel said, "So you already know."
What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
Jokes...
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!