Worst Jokes Ever

A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."

Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"

What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?

Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.

How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?

Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.

Where do fish keep their money?

In a riverbank!

Ur fat.

Why did the boy get run over?

Sally was driving.

So, a person walked into a shop.

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Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.

What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?

"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"

"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."

Why did the Unicorns become extinct?

Because unicorns are gay! :|

So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"

And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."

Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"

And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."

And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"

What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?

They each got six months.