Worst Jokes Ever
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
My dad coming back.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?