Worst Jokes Ever
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
One man walked into a bar. A second man walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Babe, it's over.
After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.
I meant the movie...
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
Life.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
I farted. LOL.
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A bass drum is the boss.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!