Worst Jokes Ever

"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."

She’s so therapeutic.

When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!

She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."

Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.

How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!

She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.

I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.

She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.

I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"

But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!

Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!

I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.

I was doin' your mom, yes yours!

Abdi and Tunde are real.

There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?

The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!

A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!

Son: Hey Dad, what's an alcoholic?

Dad: Well son, do you see those 4 cars? An alcoholic would see 8.

Son: Dad, there are only 2 cars.