Worst Jokes Ever
You just made a Mist-ake.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A nun falling down the stairs.
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.