Worst Jokes Ever
Your mum lol teehee!
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Most of the jokes are trash.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.
Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
Ya mum!
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
How are you?
My girlfriend's last words:
"I can’t wait to become a mom!"
Your dad is your mom.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?