Worst Jokes Ever
My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.
Anal, haha.
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was in a wheelchair! 🤣🤣
There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
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What runs but does not walk? It's water.
She said no, so I raped her.
Going in a military.
The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"
I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.