Worst Jokes Ever
Why is 6 scared of 7?
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
Velcro, what a rip-off!
I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"
My family.
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
So I was walking in a store, and a carrot and a lettuce said, "Lettuce leaf!" to me.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
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