Worst Jokes Ever
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
He's fat!
Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
I just shed my pants.