Worst Jokes Ever

I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!

Why did Sally get a black eye?

Because she tried to play patty cake.

You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!

Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.

My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.

What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"

Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.

Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Why can't melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did I f*** my dad?

So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?

Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!

Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!

Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?

How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?

There are speedos in the microwave.

I wanna die.

One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.

My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.