Worst Jokes Ever
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
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Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Balls.
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
ICH BIN GOTT.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.