Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."

So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."

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    • What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?

    One is Catholic and the other is a priest.

    My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.

    It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.

    Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.

    So one time, poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.

    He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.

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    • Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!

    Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!

    A jumping cable walked into a bar and the bartender said,

    "I will serve you, but don't start anything!"

    What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?

    They are all locked in the Priest's basement.