Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None, because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
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Me: My life.
16 is a knight? Mail.
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
Hoyt is gay.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
2+2=7
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
I fucked my mom.