Worst Jokes Ever
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
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I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
Girls are whores.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
Alahu-Akbar.
Dark humor is just like food, not everybody gets it.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
Your nan.
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!