Worst Jokes Ever
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
Toby Fox.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?