Worst Jokes Ever
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards...
The steaks were pretty high.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Q: What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
A: Putting them back in their wheelchair.
Good morning? Goodbye!
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
Spaghetti-ashannaise
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.