Worst Jokes Ever
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
God: “Steven, join us.”
Sees the staircase to Heaven.
Steven: “Ahh, fu-”
I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.
Everything.
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?
Son: No.
Dad: It hasn't come out yet.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
A pun walked into a room and killed ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.