Worst Jokes Ever
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
God creates a mosquito :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth.
Angel: weird... but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: .-.
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I’m so sorry..*
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.
You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.