Worst Jokes Ever
Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Eed?
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!
How do you sex?
With penis!
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What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
You big gay.