Worst Jokes Ever
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
Baal jharne ke upay?
Hi, how are you today?
Hi? Bye.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
At least when I fucked it.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.