Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
This is not a joke. This is not a joke.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress up as the altar boy.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
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