Worst Jokes Ever
What picture is that?
How long is it?
Red hot 🥵
This is a bad day for me.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
None of these jokes really took off.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty-one of them.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
Mad Pussy.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.