Worst Jokes Ever
Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!
Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?
There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Sex.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
"Time"? More like waiting.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
Q: Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone?
A: He has turrets.
Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?
Boyfriend: You're both!
Girlfriend: What do you mean by that?
Boyfriend: You're pretty ugly!!!
"We've invented the spade!"
"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
ABBaS.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."