Worst Jokes Ever
Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
In life you either yeet or get yeeted, or you beat or get beaten.
I guess I failed.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
Uranus is a gas giant.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.