Worst Jokes Ever
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
You are the joke.
You're at your girlfriend's house for a family dinner. Your GF says, "Daddy, please pass me the salt," when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
Sam Gonzales
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
I'm the joke, bitch.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.