Worst Jokes Ever
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Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
Don't touch my bot.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Six shila.
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
A ginger.
Velcro is such a rip-off.
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex...
I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.