Worst Jokes Ever
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
Egg?
Do you know Warrior Cats?
I heard Hawkfrost is cold.
Gan cube prices?
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
El, can you grab me that bow?
Yesterday, a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because of my short hair. I mean, what did you expect? I'm gay, of course, I have short hair.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."