Worst Jokes Ever
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
One time I ate a chair.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Big butt
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."