Worst Jokes Ever
Murder, murder, suicide by police.
Most embarrassing moment during sex, GO!
James Arnold: My grandma walked in while I was knife raping my wife.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
When you breathe.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
joko
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
I give homework.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
What sucks but doesn't suck?
Vacuums!
My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.