Worst Jokes Ever
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
Are you peeling well?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
Jesus walked, so Mohammad can fly.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.
“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.
“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.
So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”
“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
Get noob.
Sam Mensah!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Mushroom.
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!