Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance on the cliff, so I pushed her over because I lost my balance!
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
Water?
The "W" in African stands for water.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.