Worst Jokes Ever
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
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My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
I like turtles.
Hitler walked so Kim can run.