Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
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I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are robbing a bank. The police are soon after them, so they hide in a bunch of barrels.
The police arrive and search the area. They come over to the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it. The brunette says, "Woof."
"Oh, it's just a dog," says the police officer, and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. The redhead says, "Meow."
"Oh, it's just a cat," says the officer, then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden. The blonde says, "Potato."
Sun.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
I just found out my ex got stabbed today... let's just say I lost my job as a butcher.
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
Hola.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.