Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
"Mitchnite burger."
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
My ex's love for me :(
I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
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I'm a fat cow.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.
A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
Read this and you're gay.
Depression has been entered into your body.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
Oh, you're jealous now.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"