Worst Jokes Ever
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GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
Stupid.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
Hi boo!
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.