Worst Jokes Ever
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Say "I'm a man" after every sentence.
You walk into a bar. (I'm a man.) You find a girl. (I'm a man.) You take her home. (I'm a man.) She whispers in your ear. (I'm a man.)
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A “Lickalottapuss”.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.