Worst Jokes Ever
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
Dfhbbfd.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
You mom.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?