Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Make America hate again.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
Callum Coulter
Taig
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
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Game of Thrones season 8.
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.