Worst Jokes Ever
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
Arms.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
"Igma is my balls."
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.