Worst Jokes Ever
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Ahhhhhhh!