Worst Jokes Ever
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
So I went to my friend's funeral today. As we were all leaving, a kid put a "get well soon" card next to my friend's grave. 'Poor kid'.
Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Y'all is ugly!
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
I ass big ass you :-)
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!