Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
You just made a Mist-ake.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A nun falling down the stairs.
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.