Worst Jokes Ever

What did the female dog say to the mirror?

Hi, bitch!

A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."

Why am I happy? I'm dead.

Kenya believe it?

What do you call a mom that is yours?

Your mom!

Hello.

I am mis-steak.

Why did the skeleton go to jail?

Because he was bad to the bone!

What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."

What did the cow say to your mom?

Hello.

If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!

Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.

Watch BNHA season 4 today!

What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

What is black and white?

Probably Mexican history.

What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?

Glad He Ate Her.

If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.