Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the race of the tomato and lettuce? Well, the lettuce was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Ur dad is mad.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
A man walks into his house, only to find out somebody stole all of his lamps. He was absolutely delighted.