Worst Jokes Ever

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Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.

What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?

"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"

"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."

Why did the Unicorns become extinct?

Because unicorns are gay! :|

So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"

And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."

Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"

And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."

And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"

What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?

They each got six months.

PERSON: I need to go so bad!

TOILET: Long time no pee!!!

Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.

Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.

The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!

Is Will Smith a blacksmith?

What do you call a hill with cows on it?

A Moo-ntain.

This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

What do you do when you made a misteak?

You do some yoga 🧘‍♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."

You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.

Me and my mom order Chinese food.

My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."

Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?

They all have blood "eh."