Worst Jokes Ever

Why did Ten die?

It was between 9/11.

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip!

I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!

What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.

Yeah, that joke was unbearable.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?

A: Carlos.

Them: You want some Lucky Harms?

Me: What are Lucky Harms?

Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.

I sucked your mom's anus.

I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."

I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.

My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."

A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."

Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"

What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?

Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.

How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?

Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.

Where do fish keep their money?

In a riverbank!