Worst Jokes Ever

Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.

The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"

A man with a mullet walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"

Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?

Everywhere.

So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"

The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"

Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!

Soy un chacho.

Why did the chicken go to the mall?

To get new feathers!

What did the boyfriend say to his girlfriend?

Cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer.

Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.

Friend: What were the tests about?

Me: Japan.

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?

A: The homepage.

How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.

Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.

My mom is gay.

Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.

How do spiders reach the internet?

Through the World Wide Web!

Why did Ten die?

It was between 9/11.

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip!

I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!