Worst Jokes Ever
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
What do cows call money?
Moola.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
What did the dog say to the other dog?
What did the mom say to the baby?
Hi, I am Bill.
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"