Worst Jokes Ever
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
I'm a turd.
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you ♥️.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Mrs. Mallara's boobs were (69) pounds. She said that was too too too much (69222), so she went to 51st Street (6922251) to visit Doctor X (6922251 x), and the surgery lasted 8 hours (6922251 x 8).
She ended up (the total flipped upside down spells boobless) (=)55378008
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
I suck my dick.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!