Worst Jokes Ever
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
What?
What picture is that?
How long is it?
Red hot 🥵
This is a bad day for me.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
None of these jokes really took off.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!