Worst Jokes Ever
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
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The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
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Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Little Johnny is walking around and peaks in his parents' room, catching them having sex, so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! We’re just uh, making cake,” and they send him away.
So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brother’s room, so he walks in and catches his brother and his brother’s girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! We're making cake!”
So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! How'd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
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When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
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What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!