Worst Jokes Ever
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
Cam was hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
A man enters the bank and says, "Hi, I'm robbing you!" The man was arrested instantly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays!
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
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What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.